Chaz Bono: “I Love Dick!”

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According to the state of California, cutting off your tits and having your clit shaped into a penis can grant you rights to marry the same sex. Chastity Bono, a.k.a Chaz, has just completed the necessary steps to legally marry a girl.

When asked what the benefits were of being a male, Chaz quickly shouted “Pistol whipping baby!”

Somewhere near a tree, Sonny is trying to roll over.