No my brothers the topless woman before you is not a vision of the pagan Greek goddess Aphrodite, but rather Cher’s exquisitely beautiful daughter Chaz Bono.
Has a woman ever better embodied the Muslim aesthetic than Chaz Bono? From her facial hair and surgically removed titties to her wide powerful frame, Chaz Bono represents everything a woman should be.
Any Muslim man would be proud to call Chaz Bono his wife. In fact just the thought of Chaz Bono’s rotund body driving the plow through my poppy fields as her grizzly tit removal scars glint in the afternoon sunlight causes a stirring in my loins that will not cease.