Justin Bieber Has Grown A Mustache

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No that isn’t a dirty sanchez it is actual facial hair on Justin Bieber’s upper lip in the photo above.

Clearly Justin Bieber is growing this mustache in the hopes of being more like us masculine Muslim men. As everyone knows that in civilized Islamic societies a man without a beard isn’t really a man (and a woman with a beard is extremely hot).

It is good to see that Bieber has renounced his wigger ways, and is now trying to be like us badass pious Muslims. Of course Justin Bieber has a long way to go in the facial hair growing department. He should try bathing in yak semen to stimulate the pubic follicles, as it worked for my beautiful Albanian 3rd wife Blerta (pictured below).

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