What I thought was a set of pictures of an orca whale devouring a baby seal, turned out to be none other than American Idol season 1 winner Kelly Clarkson’s fat ass in a swimsuit.
With all the tsunamis we’ve been having lately, Kelly Clarkson going into the ocean right now is not just insensitive, but it is down right dangerous. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the water displacement from Kelly Clarkson’s fat ass drowned a whole village in the Pacific somewhere.
Of course Kelly Clarkson’s body is just a reflection of the American aesthetic. There is nothing Americans find more attractive then flabby cellulite ridden women with enormous butts. As Muslims we can not comprehend this sick view, for we demand our women have tight toned bodies suitable for plowing the fields and breeding.
Take a good look at these pictures of Kelly Clarkson’s fat American ass in a swimsuit, for they serve as a warning against hedonistic decadence. We must redouble our Jihad efforts against Western culture, less our holy Islamic women start turning into Kelly Clarkson. Allahu Akbar!