McKayla Maroney Straddling Her Bike On Instagram

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18-year-old Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney is undergoing intense training for the greatest challenge of her life… getting her orifices stretched by a virile Muslim man.

As you can see from the photo above which McKayla posted to her Instagram, she has been vigorously straddling her bike for hours on end to prepare her crotch for the powerful pounding it is going to take from a holy Islamic tunic snake.

Unfortunately for McKayla Maroney she is going to have to train a lot harder then that if she does not want to get split in half by the manly thrusts of a Muslim. Perhaps if she tried riding the bike without the seat she would develop the hard vaginal calluses she’ll need to survive a meat scud detonating up her lady cave.