What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like

After many hours of grueling research in our lab we have determined what the following celebrity pussies taste like. If you make any discoveries of your own please feel free to include them in the comment section.

celeb-jihadSigourney Weaver’s pussy tastes like coins.
celeb-jihadLindsay Lohan’s pussy tastes like cigarettes and toast.
celeb-jihadParis Hilton’s pussy tastes like the inside of a catcher’s mitt.
celeb-jihadSarah Jessica Parker’s pussy tastes like a hard-boiled egg.
celeb-jihadMiley Cyrus’s pussy tastes like 5 to 10 in the state pen… and fresh strawberries.
celeb-jihadRosie O’Donnell’s pussy tastes like a bulldog’s asshole.
celeb-jihadReese Witherspoon’s pussy tastes like Christmas morning.
celeb-jihadElizabeth Taylor’s pussy tastes like sawdust and gorgonzola.
celeb-jihadBritney Spears’s pussy tastes like placenta.
celeb-jihadJessica Alba’s pussy tastes like sunflower seeds and disappointment.
celeb-jihadAngelina Jolie’s pussy tastes like her brother.
celeb-jihadJennifer Love Hewitt’s pussy tastes like apricots and sunshine.
celeb-jihadJessica Simpson’s pussy tastes like tuna… or is that chicken?
celeb-jihadScarlett Johansson’s pussy tastes like applesauce and feet.
celeb-jihadMadonna’s pussy tastes like sulfur dioxide.
celeb-jihadNatalie Portman’s pussy tastes like humus and matza.
celeb-jihadJodie Foster’s pussy tastes like 2 bears fucking in the woods.